The start

I have thought that…”ya I do have the time to write a mail..once a week”. Usually when people ask us from which college we are….we think it would be so embarrassing to tell them of our college is of some weird name or something that they have not heard of….but when I was here I came across Awesome college…(well..Awesome is the name here..not the adjective)…ya sounds too modern and funky but its true, the name is really “awesome college” and to top things it is headed by NUT (national union of teachers)….no no  mai phek nahi raha sachi mai. These guys are genetically stronger than us..howwwwww can we win in races (athletics) with them…this is the only place where I have seen where people naturally have 6 packs abs…naturally!!!  Imagine. They eat meat whole week they can run like anything yaar…I can say that coz all the sales guys on the road run behind my car from one signal to other signal carrying all their heavy stuff….i feel so ashamed of myself, 6packs ki jagah family pack and my mom feeds me gheeeeeee all week saying I will get strong, she thinks if I m fatter It means I m strong.….No wonder we suck in Olympics.

We r stereotype!!!!…hum sab northerners ek jaise dikhte hai????.....theseeeeee guys are stereotype. It’s so difficult to distinguish one guy from the other…trust me had it not been their habit to wear the same shirt all week than it would have been really difficult for me to recognize them. My mom and my driver give tashan to each other (ya he does..coz we cant sack him..hes reliable..relaible means he doesn’t rob us..reliabilty has nothing to do with driving the car ) as my mom says that he never changes clothes and stinks and my driver thinks whyyyyyy do I need to change clothes everyday. Well you cant blame them coz its very expensive here and the most of the people have found out so innovative ways to live…like the reason for wearing clothes for a week is that at the end of the week they put together everyones cloth..and buy on sachet of ariel and wash it…that way they save money, next thing that they do is that they pay DAILY tax for transport vehicles instead of paying yearly..that way if u fall sick u would not pay a days tax…(thanks to awesome college ideas).

I miss eating dahi(yoghurt)....salla yaha powder milk and juice pe pe ke I m fed up.....yaha bhais nahi hai and even if india ki tarah raste pe ghumte hui millegi then they will probably kill it and eat........no yaar I m not saying they r junglii..its just that they are too opportunistic . One thing is good about these people no matter how senior he is in the organistation they will talk to you with such respect and atmiyata...but Indians here are the same old story…they have serious attitude issue....one of the reason is that coz they think they are the white rich foreigners....salle gadhe kahi ke....

Yes yes...i know you all miss me..i miss you 2..i will be back in November....ummmmmmm tabhi I think ek doh dosto ka bday hai...i m not so good at remembering birthdays.....but I think tabhi simpoo, meri mom, rahul , vivek ka bday hai.....so lot of free food days..yay!!

I cant even understand the names here...whenever someone calls me and says hi this xyz speaking I just say “oohhh hi ...how r u....is everything fine”.....not to mention this includes calls of people who have just called us for the first time in their life for an enquiry. Today is an off day...ya 1^st may is an off here...its called workers day....but I m celebrating Maharashtra day...so we arre going to go out and spend some time and finally I will click some snaps of this place and upload it on orkut (yes yes...i will upload building, places, songs, videos belonging to  others to express my individuality on orkut...isnt tht great)......and ya about the names....they have names like Wyumi, Khalaoyede, Shiganmuno ... and then they have this Jamaican kind of accent which makes it more difficult to understand.......NO NO...i don’t intend to make fun of these names but I m just sharing something with u. Well at the end of it, every country without rape, war, poverty and funny sounding names is great......

I only notice how long this mail is when it goes to the second page..I know 65.84372% of u people must not be reading it but that’s ok...I can kill them later....

Love, kisses, and hugs to all my guy friends and Namaste to all my girl friend....well I mean all the girls that are my friends....